New Seven Word Story

so i didnt know what the fuck

 

to do when he asked me to

 

dance, but I was flattered, it was

 

a hot night and I was wearing

 

my finest garbage bag, I smelled urine

 

and I was thirsty so I took

 

1 minute to deliberate if I should

 

pull my knickers down and jump over

 

to where the dancefloor was more absorbent

 

and start gettin' jiggy with it until

 

we can have a pool party with

 

vegetarians, so the urine is of a

 

heady, herbacious variety, with subtle hints of

 

antidepressants, river sludge and fire accelerants. Why

 

is relieving oneself so complicated these days?

 

Just then, a dragon flew overhead and

 

took at 180° degree turn, almost knocking

 

down the flying nun, whose habit was

 

temporarily disheveled, which nearly caused a riot

 

of angry polar bears protesting global warming