New Seven Word Story

I fell down a mountain. I opened

 

a can of whoopass and spread it

 

all over a nerd sandwich, then walked

 

up the wall and upside down into

 

A bathroom that had upside down toilets

 

then I just blew up because gravity

 

kept my shit runnin down my legs

 

then I murdered my dog with an

 

and then i chopped off my penis

 

put dynamite in my ears and lit

 

blew my brains out so hard i

 

eyeballs flew in a ladies martini glass

 

she thought it was an olive and

 

used it for a symbol of peace

 

and then she saved this world one

 

of the most disgusting things she has

 

is psoriasis, but she still gets laid

 

by random homeless guys with really small

 

hands under the bridge next to the

 

liquor store where my mom always sells