New Seven Word Story

hot sweaty white bread upon which he

 

couldn't help but lay his weary head

 

crying like the bitch that everyone knows

 

he has a really small and crooked

 

smelly, rotten, hairy, wretched, twisted, limp and

 

lacklustre second cousin, whose perverse obsession with

 

jacking off, made his long humid Tijuana

 

nights, more a nightmare than anything else.

 

Without his glasses he didn't see that

 

people sometimes saw him picking his nose

 

and flicking the rewards onto unsuspecting passers-by

 

who sued the local authorities for endangering

 

the fragile nasal ecosystem that had established

 

A mystifying relationship with certain endogenous compounds.

 

some good, some not so good, depending

 

on whos penis you touched today ...like

 

if it was mine, you'd be ok,

 

because everyone nows that Lillallyloukins can always

 

find soap when she needs it... but

 

she is a dirty girl and no