New Seven Word Story

lube job, besides, what I really want

 

is a back, crack, and sack wax

 

to remind me of when I used

 

my hand to pleasure myself when I

 

was alone, on long humid Tijuana nights

 

with that hot little number from over

 

seas, lithuanian I think she was, whoah

 

no wait she was a hooker from

 

Sarajevo with an artificial leg that she

 

hid weapons of mass destruction in, because

 

they'd get lost in her capacious vagina."

 

So she called George Bush, and he

 

said the impending search couldn't be deferred

 

and sent her down to Guantanamo with

 

extreme prejudice, without even kissing her goodbye

 

then he felt bad when Dick Cheney

 

did instead, slipping her the tongue, and

 

causing her to vomit into his nasty

 

infected circumcision...which made it transform into

 

a juvenile bolivian fighting toad, replete with