New Seven Word Story

erections and their obvious uses as portable

 

sex aids for giraffes and their long

 

uteruses which could sometimes also double as

 

stash bags for large amounts of raw

 

babies, which, when processed, came to signify

 

the second coming of Jesus was near

 

at hand, so near in fact that

 

you could smell his Brylcreem two days

 

as he used it to frantically lather

 

his four inch long chest hairs and

 

sacred scrodes in preperation for the long

 

hot night full of sweating and grunting

 

required to achieve the awaited second coming.

 

jesus christ!! its david hasselhoff, and look

 

out, I think he's about to blow

 

his spot on Baywatch by talking trash

 

to his talking car. --"Fuck it Kit,

 

'take me to the nearest bottle shop'

 

said the already intoxicated star, "I'm fucking

 

sick of being told I need a