New Seven Word Story

hurt because he pushed too hard and

 

some gall stones flew out, hitting the

 

pope right in the balls, everyone prayed

 

that the gall stones were not damaged

 

so they may be displayed as the

 

artifacts which, instrumental in unmanning his holiness,

 

so all the priests in Rome could

 

call him mother, sealed the question of

 

ultimate sin in a brown paper bag,

 

and set it on Skips doorstep then

 

run away as he open the door

 

leaving skip nothing to do but start

 

killing off warcraft characters with hippie majic

 

by dancing naked under the full moon

 

to the violin playing gypsies until finally

 

the howling dog across the street started

 

doing the moonwallk and talking in a

 

disgusting sort of snotty accent accompanied by

 

dancing cats wearing top hats for a

 

cheesy advertisement on the benefits of uncontrolled