New Seven Word Story

anguish because peeing while smelling fart is

 

rather debilitating when not combined with cocaine

 

after a golden shower , you could however

 

dry it and use it with gusto,

 

And then put some astro glide in

 

the bin... then change his mind and

 

bend the pigs over a table and

 

unfortunately forgot why he was there, poor

 

bastard lost his false teeth in the

 

urinal when he saw how big the

 

wiz was in comparison to his little

 

dick that hadn't been hard since he

 

got it caught in the mangle, summer

 

of 'sixty-nine', just like the song

 

only better than.... sigh.... ..... ..... what was i

 

doing with a cucumber down my pants

 

??? i thought about this for a while,

 

while I was reading a playboy on

 

the 53 bus from Whitehall... it took

 

far longer than usual, probably because of