New Seven Word Story

couldnt be served for breatfast at school

 

so they dished up that awful stodge

 

as cannon fodder for nine young grunts

 

who prompty farted and lost most of

 

the adhesive on its sorry way out

 

the world held its breath as it

 

was covered in noxious butt fumes which

 

Melted the faces off the worried adults

 

that didn't realize flatulence could be so

 

Putrid and dangerous, they learned that the

 

fumes were inescapable and they were covered

 

with oozing sores and melting flesh that

 

also released stench which made pigs come

 

with their badges and guns and their

 

Shields, unfortunately they forgot their masks so

 

fumes got into their pig eyeballs and

 

went straight to their pig brains which

 

started to malfunction, then the lead pig

 

pulled out some confinscated crystal meth and

 

proceeded to pee upon it with unparalleled