new game, have you been a naughty kid

No... but I wish I had.

HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY? Did you get my card?

have you ever asked for chocolate cake and had to settle for some white moussey bullshit sweet thing with nuts instead?

 

aww, i feel for you.

yeah, my bday was awesome. Your card was the tack highlight of the century. We went out, on a monday night and then my freinds jumped all the way home with no pants on. I just about died laughing. And i got free drinks in town, and it was awesome.

and - sidetracked - omg, saturday was better though - SUCH carnage. we had a hall magazine last year, and the editors got taken out at the halls expense for dinner - 11 of us spent $1300 on tea, $700 of which was on alcohol, including about $150 on post-dinner spirits. We rock! people were having like port aged 20 years and stuff. So have you ever spent such a ridiculous amount of other people's money on a dinner?

 

yeah all the time, my mate took me to an indian resturant and you know butter chicken I think was $14-95 +gst of course and I think with the amount of drinks and naan bread I ate, i think it came to about $50 for me lol.

Eever had a crush on your bestmates random screw and tried to break them apart to be with her yourself?

 

um yer i think i have. except my mates random screw would be a guy lol.

ever tried to be mary poppins when you were young and jumped off the roof of your house when you were young, and realise that you arent going to fly any time soon and end up hurting your self cos the ground decides to slam into you?

 

hahahaha nope!!!


ever been unable to choose between 3 guys?

 

never had the option bro. I'd be lucky for just one (yes, my flatmeates have neamed themselves the President, the CEO and the Founder of the Losers Club - I'm their protege, with a full scolarship to their academy... )

have you ever reallyreallyreally wanted a flat and have to wait on edge for the lady to ring you back? (ergh!)

 

nah havent had to get my own apartment yet

ever walked into a porn store called 'all kinds of movies' because you were an idiot and thought it was a normal video store and then was too scared to walk out because you thought people you know would see you walking out of a porn shop?

 

nope, cos I've never been that stupid and also I don't give a shit if people see me coming out of a porn store. they're fucking funny.

ever had the guy who worked at a porn store hit on you and ask for your number? (yeah, that happened to me 2 nights ago).

 

minx much, lol. No can't say I have. Have you ever a mad hardcore crush on someone, but know it's hopeless because of their girlfriend/boyfriend/partner, and yet, whenever the partner is absent the crush in question is always hugging or touching you, walking you home etc etc... (btw grrrrrrr! )

 

hell yes... but try making that a MARRIED guy!!!


Ever bought a fab new pale pink bikini???

 

just yesterday in fact! haha, no, not really


ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

 

Almost, I'm sure. Sophie, do you remember the stairs down from the 5th form classrooms? I'm sure I fell down those at least once.

YES. AND I HATE IT. BASTARD. ASSHOLE. Fuck him. *grumph*

have you ever gone a full year and gotten sick every few weeks without fail?

 

yup lots, i blame my school i also had 1 decent-serious illness/injury every year for 4 or 5years.. broke my neck one year.. had a severe iron deficiency another year.. ah well

have you ever accidentally kicked your mate in the head?

 

Probably.

ever gotten a saturday school? its like a 3 hour detention on a saturday.

 

Never had such things because the kids at my school would never pitch up to it.

ever fallen/jumped/got off a moving vehicle

 

I ran into one, if that counts?

Ever slept in a room for a month with no shelves (so your shit's on the floor) and which smells like pee? Howaya Big Mig.

 

I had no drawers or shevles while I lived at Lazza's but thank god the room didnt smell like pee!

ever kissed a married man??:&

 

no, no i havn't.

ever drunk from the milk bottle and put it back?

 

yup.

ever worked with heaps of really hot guys?

 

yup, the new world uniform turns any man into a sexual god .

have you ever had an omg-i'm-going-relive-my-childhood day, and gone to play hopscotch and four sqaure, then had hokey pokey ice cream in a cone, with hundreds and thousands and pebbles on top?