new game, have you been a naughty kid

hahaha no not really...

have you ever had all four of your wisdom teeth out at once and had a really swollen jaw and gone to uni the next day looking like a 'tard and just wanted to die or for your jaw to please please please with a cherry on top to just stop hurting????? AAAHHH I look like a chipmunk.

 

no but my cousin (james) just had that surgery. I came over with a bag of Stuff You Can Eat With A Fucked Up Mouth - jelly, custard, non-acidic juice and STRAWS. What a good cousin I am *basks in her own glory.* His mouth is uber-fucked though, in December they are breaking his jaw in order to fix it. It coincides with my surgery so we have big plans to recouperate together and milk the sympathy for all it's worth. Mwahahaha.


have you ever had a band play in your bedroom? (tonight is the flattie's 21st. Excited!)

 

I had the jaw breaking sugery coz my mouth and teeth were uber fucked also. It wasnt as bad as having the braces actually. Your mouth is swollen for ages though which sucks.
And no I havn't had a band play in my bedroom but my friend has to have a sex toy shop in her bedroom for when she had a sex toy party.
Have you ever meant to catch the train to Johnsonville for work but accidently caught the fucking train to Petone so had to go there and back and THEN catch the train to Johnsonville ending up being 45 mins late for work?

 

hahahah you ditz. thats wonderful.

have you ever had psycho flatmates and tried to chart their psycho moods on a wall chart?

 

hahahaha no but I have had pyscho flatmates. HYE suddenly become obsessed with bad 90s music and cant stop listening to it?

 

bad shit from the 90s is so the new black, and I love it! yes I've done that - while fondly reminicing about slap bands, elastics, Blossom and so on....go the freakin 90s.

have you ever had your hair really randomly start to smell like fucking spray and wipe? In the the last 10 mins my hair has started emitting ammonia vibes...eeeww.

 

haha evil no, but i like the smell of the citrus and lavender spray and wipe so i would probably think it was a good thing.


have you ever been completly shocked when someones marrige broke up? Like when the one person you really thought would be capable of having a lifetime marrige breaks up?

 

yeah, it's sad when those type of relationships crumble.

have you ever been such regulars at a cafe that the staff say they expect you to come in each saturday?

 

yes all the waiters at Tulsi know who me and Daniel are hahaha.


Have you ever been completly obsessed with a poem you keep going over and over it in your head? (in my case Yeats' 'The Second Coming')

The Second Coming by William Butler Yeats.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

 

ZOMGWTFBBQ I love Yeats! Seriously. He's my favouritest evuh!

Have you ever seen the gymnastics movie Stick It???? COS OMG THE GIRLS... *drool* I just... wow... words escape me to describe how truly terrible and yet awesome this movie was... with lines like "It'll give you a cardio-vasectomy... it'll give ME a cardio-vasectomy" and girls in no clothing, this movie is hilarious...

 

no, I haven't...sounds...great though

have you ever made a birthday cake despite not being allowed to use cocoa and having no flour, eggs, milk or butter? (and it was good too)

 

No I havn't but it sounds interesting. What did you use as substitutes?
HYE become obsessed with the need to own all the great old movies you watched as a child? Like now you own 'The Wizard of Oz' but feel the greatest need to also own 'The Sound of Music'?.

 

I own the sound of music. it's great. I *heart* that movie

have you ever seen a tattoo of tubgirl? Wanna link? go here: http://community.livejournal.com/badtattoos_4/377004.html?#cutid1

 

No. What on earth is tubgirl before I go to the link... I'm on a public computer.


HYE wished your boyfriend was taller so you could wear high heels?

 

haha, yeah heels and boys....fuck it, i'd wear the shoes anyway.


have you ever had some guys at your uni get busted for snorting lines of white powder, only it turns out that it's not quite the scandal everyone was hoping for - the dickweeds were snorting No-Doz...

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMH MY GOD that is truely great and awesome. How come I don't go to your university??

Have you ever been totally gutted that Mick Jagger is engaged to a skank then one of your workmates reminds you hes not married YET and you alight with joy because you still have a chance??

 

hahhaa no, you fucking freak.
And tub girl is that girl who's lying in a bath with her legs over her head, shitting a giant gout of something... shit.. orange juice... pumpkin soup.. something, onto her own face...

It's quite common on the net, I'd be suprised if you hadn't seen it before. And some fuckwad got it tattooed onto his arm. And not only is it a disgusting tattoo, it's also a really BAD tattoo and looks, in the words of my friend steph, "like a malformed fetus surrounded by pus" and nothing like the original picture.

Have you ever had two hours of tattooing on your ribs and around your boob and thought you were gonna pass out from the pain and then gotten respect from your tattooist cos when he got a rib tattoo he had to stop half way through and come back at a later date?

 

no but that souns...owie!

and a tattoo of tub girl....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

have you ever had the bank fuck you over in regards to rent? (it went into the wrong account, the dude who got this free money spent it, my landloard is pissed coz he has no money and there is fuck all i can do....ARG!)

 

Dude, that's fucked up. Was it your error or the bank's?

Have you ever discovered a piece of stitching in your mouth that the dentist neglected to take out when he removed your stitches and gone "whoah what the fuck??" and taken it out and suddenly felt a lot better...

 

Mine . I typed one wrong digit and all my money is lost. Grrrrowl!

and no i've never done that.

have you ever had the Dunedin Vagan Potluck going to be held at your house and just found out that Nandor is the guest of honour?