new game, have you been a naughty kid

hahaha no but that must have been pretty bizzare. Has it ever just sunk in how incredibly hard you are going to have to work at uni this year in order to pass some of your incredibly hard papers??

 

nope I left highschool with just a leaving certificate lol done better since then I assure you Have you ever watched Kai Time On The Road (Maori TV) and went wow I'd like what they're having?

 

Never watched that show at all....but definitely other food programmes.

Have you ever worked in a bakery that supplied buns to McDonalds, on the night shift, in 40 degrees heat, and your job was mainly to watch the conveyor belt and make sure that ONE, not two or three but ONE, splatters of bun dough fell into each pan as the pans went past? (I fully respect the guys who were there permanently, I was just a temp so did it for just a few weeks)

 

oh god kill me now. i can't think of a worse job (ok I'm lying, I can but still...).

have you ever had a giant hole in the back of your tooth but it doesn't hurt and you hate the dentist so you're just not going and pretending it doesn't exist?

 

Yep, but it was a small hole. Who can be fagged going when it doesn't even hurt



Have you ever wanted it to rain so you can get out your kayak on the now flooded street?

 

haha, no, but seeing that we live on a hill, kayaking it would probably involve some sort of death....

and chris that's cool then . And haha, dunedin, florida. I did know about that being a city actually, it's the question with which we won the Carrington quiz night. Oh yeah, i'm so the raddest.


have you ever been freaking out over the prospect of having to write a disssertation?

 

nope although I'm not a nerd so I wouldn't know about these things have you ever been on holiday at another town got on well with the owner of pub that you only had to pay for one drink and got shouted the rest? (it was a good nite with the bikers and locals soooo funny)

 

sounds fun. free beer is great.

have you ever heard someone actually use the word bazookas when refering to boobs?

 

Yep. And fun bags, tits, bags, jugs, melons, bubs, thelms and louise, canons etc


Have you ever drunk 15 cans of coke in one day?

 

a what??? um.... possibly??!

Have you ever been totally amped about the treat that is in store for you on Friday when you will go to Past and Present to select a precious gift for a precious bung eyes 21st??

 

awesome, past and present is a den of treasured memories. I would be excited.

have you ever had to go rent a washing machine beacuse your **** stick of a landlord is so lax?

 

You shouldnt have to if he was supposed to get one keep bitching til he or she fucken does.


Has your landlord ever done sweet fuck all when you complain that the workers demolishing the hill next door have turned your (actually HIS house) into a dust pit ruing your washing, your (HIS) windows, deck, and walls, but because hes such a loser tardfuck he isnt doing anything about it?

 

Oh no. We actually have a decent landlord, although nothing has gone wrong yet so we will see. The last one was a bitch, when she was selling the flat she would bring people over without a word of notice.

HYE had to stay home from school/work because you were ill but you couldn't tell anyone why because it was too private/embarrassing?

 

meh, nothing is sacred like that in our flat. there are surprisingly few taboo topics.

speaking of which, have you ever sat around as a flat and talked about how you first heard what masturbation was and when you started wanking?

 

Hahahaha not yet but I'm sure it will come up......and then they will try to get it out of me but I'll just giggle.

Ummm....HYE had a naked photo of yourself on the internet???? (It's ok, I paid for it to get done and I said they could put it on their website...I've tried googling it and I can't for the life of me find it so it should be pretty safe unless people visit that EXACT website)

 

no. no. no.

he he

have you ever slept in a bed with all three of your flatmates?

 

Nope not all.


HYE fallen face first into something disgusting?

 

ahahahaha no, but I have fallen into many disgusting things.

Have you ever suspected that a guy that has been in your classes at uni off and on for the past two years has a crush on you?

 

ha, what did you fall into trickster?

and yeah, gloria, i hate that sort of awkward sistuation...

have you ever been happily strolling through the sunny afternoon in your super hip vintage sundress when a car full of wiggas drives past and they yell "it's not the 70s!!!" and you are all "yeah, well it's not the bronx either"?
"

 

wtf? sundresses are like the best part of summer..they're loserssssss

ever fallen flat on your face in a bowling alley doing a Fred "Twinkle Toes" Flinstone impression?