new game, have you been a naughty kid

no, it was on the mountain, spurting like a fountain. Or on the beach, squishing like a peach.

have you ever seen what the person who makes you starry eyed will look like when their 80, thanks to digital ageing technology?

 

ah,no, that would be kinda scary hehe.

ever fallen asleep during a concert?

 

no cos thats super-duper lame.

have you ever had to write a 20 minute seminar for a bunch of old jews on what your year in Israel was like and only just realised that they're totally amazingly pro-israel and you're totally not and it could all go totally ass-shaped really easily?

 

ah, scary. no, can't say I have.

ever used the ageing technology thing to see what YOU will look like in 40 years (yo can also use it to change your gender; me as a guy is so freaky i look so much like my brother and my male cousin...agh!)

go here http://www.ifonlylifewasaspredictable.co.uk/ to see what YOU will look like...

 

I tried but it won't let me. damn java doesn't work.

have you ever taken a tin of canned fruit to uni together with a fork and a tin opener and eaten it wearing hobo fingerless gloves and looked like a hobo?

 

Yes and it was very awesome!

ever had one of your bitch ass workmates dob you into the manager coz you didnt wear your uniform at work on the weekend and your wondering wtf u ever did to the bitch and now she is really gonna pay for being a pathetic, 2 faced suck up??

 

what a bitch ass mother fucker, i hope you whup her ass good, yo.
really though, that's pretty sad, she does sound like an ass kisser.

ever been in a really chripy mood coz spring is springing: the blossom is blossoming; the daffodils are being daffy; the daisys are putting you in a daze; the crocuses are, um, croaking?

 

yeah... but not today.... because...


Have you ever had a job interview that you think went ok but you're really not sure and they were all "This is a permanent position, yadda yadda yadda, if you accept the job then we're expecting committment, yadda yadda yadda, work here for the rest of your life yadda yadda yadda" and you need the job cos you're poor but really don't want to work doing data entry for the rest of your life....

 

i know the feeling..."this is an ongoing position"....blah di fucking blah, just lie, that's what everyone does on a cv/interview anyway.

have you ever had so much washing to dry and not been able to find a single spare peg?

 

Are sheep woolly? I live in Pegless.

Have you ever had horrible wonky glasses and gone in to ask if they could be straightened and been told you have to accept their wonkness and get over it or pay ooodles of money for new frames?

 

yeah, wonky glasses suck. i don't like glasses very much, i want my contacts back. blah.

ever gone out for a coffee with people you haven't seen in years and ages and had so much fun catching up?

 

yeah its awesome.

have you ever organised a program for a bunch of kids and then discovered that you had clay and so reorganised the entire thing an hour before that so that you could incorporate the clay cos it was fun to play with?

 

clay is such fun, matt has bought it's wonder to our flat. teeehee making clay penises is good times

have you ever gone to uni in your slippers?

 

no i haven't but my hot friend David has, but we had a class at 8am so it wasnttt so vierd.

Have you ever hit on the star-mart man? Because? you have been drinking on a sunday nught?

I'm so lonely hha

 

lol, drunken inappropriate flirting - i seem to indulge in that FAR to often.

have you ever had really random pains in your middle section...like not in your stomach, but in exactly the same place on the other side of your body? Ow, it fricken HURTS - it was so bad today i was all doubled over...its not very conductive to good study...

 

yeah I've had weird pains in the muscle above my knee for the last couple of days for NO REASON...

Have you ever really really really wanted to kill Dave Dobbyn for singing such a shit fucking whiny song?

 

aw, i quite like dave...i think the video for welcome is a very refreshing change from the likes of winnie the poo.

so no.

have you ever wanted to kill the stupid bitch in the library who will not stop braying about her weekend and 'how bianca scored jono AND pete, the slag"

 

ah i hate those people..them and the people who just throw shit on a desk and come back 5 hours.

Since it was a loveeeeeeeeely day, two flatmates, a friend and i decided to go and get some lunch in the gardens. We were hounded by the birds so we left and decided to get an ice cream at the beach. So we hop in the car and driving a long and then a cop pulls us over. We figured it was for something else though, so he gets her license and all that shit and then says "i'd like to talk to your passengers" and stares back at my flatmate. He gave us a lecture about how stupid we were, told us that if we got in a crash we'd 1st) break the drivers neck 2nd) recoil and break our back 3rd)after bouncing around killing everyone else in the car, we'd then fly forward again and go through the windshield and impale some little kid eating an ice cream cone. uum oops? worst of all was that the ice cream shop was closed! At least i got a souvenir though.
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so..ever gotten a 150 dollar seatbelt ticket?

 

lol, no...it's one of my super dickhead anal traits that I paranoidally put on my seatbelt, even if we are just going down the driveway, and I get all stressed out if for some reason I can't wear one. I just don't get how people can forget....i can't handle not wearing one. But that still sucks, poor you. (although the image i now have in my head of you imaple a kid with an ice cream is very funny - very happy tree friends in fact )

have you ever had a very brutal saturday and vowed to yourself that you will never get drunk off cheap wine again (seriously, from now on when i get drunk on wine, it's a minimum of $6 a bottle)

 

ever had the best time at the all blacks/springboks game last night where you met some sleazy guy with the cell number 021-vagina? he gave me two beers, so his sheer sleaziness could be overlooked