new game, have you been a naughty kid

lol, no

have you ever made a crank call?

 

yes, to Angela Sexton, the biggest dick in school.

Ever had a friends husband try to get it on with you?

 

nah lol

ever called up a mate with a john cambell accent and they actually believed you?

 

Nah, not using John Campbells voice anyway.
Ever smashed someone in the chin with a Field Hockey Stick? (by accedent of course.)

 

As a former hockey player... ...yes.:& Ooops. He bled all over the turf too.


Ahhh, well. Hockey is a harsh sport... ...a harsh, harsh sport. Hehe!

Sooooo, have you ever smashed perfectly good dinnerware just for the gosh-darn hell of it?

 

Yes I have and ALSO just to piss my Mum off.

Have you ever worked your ass off at the Warehouse for 2 weeks and not got paid for it coz they are so retarded they didnt process your wages? Ever felt like going over right now and smashing to pieces the person responsible??

 

not that exact scenario, no.



Ever had some random hanging around you, desperately trying to make friends with you and wanting to tell them to fuck off but you can't because thats really mean and its not like they're a horrible person or anything, but they're just fucking annoying?

 

YES! So often it's not funny: I live in fear that I am one of those people to others!!

Have you ever found an expensive item, say a cellphone, and just kept it?

 

kinda.. it was a old chunky one at rockquest 2years back.. it was locked so we played around with it for a while and ditched it

ever park your car and wake up to find it crushed by a tree and now 12weeks later its still not fixed and find yourself mental?

 

nah

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

I wish.


Ever wagged school when you were young?

 

noooo of course not.. ummm of course

ever played minesweeper way too much

 

nah i hate computer games.

ever go on a mission @ 3 in the morning, while drunk, on state highway 1, to see rabbits with ya m8s? (or just barely see them should i say).

 

not statehighway1.. dont think rabbits, but many many missions, missions are the shiz.. especially bushjumping missions or drunking biking at the skatepark in the dark and rain at 3am :sunglasse

ever had a orgy at a rugby game? (no i havent, and noone answer.. i wanna see if 8foot has a sexy answer by the end of the nite )

 

Oh you would just LOVE that wouldnt ya??! lol ANSWER:
NO *Does the fingers to Atropine* (cheeky Bugger!)

Ever heard the most funniest Fat Bastard impersonation at the rugby where the guy impersonating insults the ref by saying that hes lucky he made the right call cos his balls could have been in "his" Hagus? (you had to be there to hear it).

 

unfortunately not.


Ever had a friend who, whenever there was a fight in the flat, would storm into his room and then come out wearing a size 8 combination of little white hot pants and a white singlet with "CHERRY" written on the ass of the pants and a picture of a chery on the singlet all covered in glitter and then dance around the room in it, just for a bit of comic relief to stop the fighting??

(by the way, his name is Josh and he's single... )

 

No but would definately make me a shit load happier.

Have you ever been lead to believe someone you really really really liked wanted a relationship with you, only to have them use you for sex then not ever call you back? FUCKING ARSEHOLE!! ah well.

 

I have most definitly had that, but what made it worse what that he led me to believe he wanted to be FRIENDS, when it was just the sex he was after. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Ever gone out for drinks with a 30yr old married man when you know you shouldnt have?

 

hmmm nnnnnnnoooo cant say that i have. Been out with a 25 yr old guy though, didnt do anything with him or anything. Mate of a Mate.

Have you ever been on a bus that had been sprayed with way too much car freshner that all you wanted to do was throw up? I hate buses!!!

 

oh yeah, but its better than BO

ever been on a 10 hour flight with a baby that cried for 9 hours of it?