new game, have you been a naughty kid

No. Thats just weird.

Have you ever had someone looking at photos of david hasselhoff on the computer next to you in the computer room with captions like "The Hoff *hearts* You!"?

 

omg...that "the hoff wants/hearts/needs you" campaign is all around uni - it is for the PE depeartment wine and cheese evening.

so yes, yes i have.

And Pash is a great, underused word that you can use instead of snog or kiss. I love it, it sounds so uber classy, as in "Did you Pash him sharlene?" "sure did ray anne, then we rooted"

have you ever been practising for your hobo-themed flatwaming and run down the street wearing 5 of those dress/slip petticoats, a wooly hat and socks with your jandals, then had a mud fight with your flatmate (who is wearing a plastic bag) so you can look like 'authentic' street persons?

 

why yes


have you ever had a bunch of people over waiting a long assssss time to watch a movie and then the person who was supposed to get the movie didnt and then had to run out and get it? Notebook + bunch of girls = bad for the tissue supply

 

hehehe soppy romantic movies....i'm so bad with crying in movies. the worst crying movie has to be Little Women. Every time Beth dies, I bawl - actually, that's a lie. I start crying about and hour before she dies, because I know it's coming and all the happy moments she has with ther family are just so sad

and yes, pissing around waiting to start a movie sucks.

have you ever been giving two free tickets to a movie (in this case Ring 2), on the condition that you write a 300 word review on it (oh yes, go perks)

 

that sounds good Soph, and no I havnt been given free tickets for that reason before but I DID get a guy I used to date randomly ringing me up at 9am the other morning asking me if me and Taylor wanted free tickets to 'Meet the Fockers'. lol.


Have you ever had to write an essay on Katherine Mansfields story 'The Daughters of the Late Colonel' and have enjoyed it, but also cant be fucked writing it so you come on here at the same time?

 

Nope. but i HAVE gotten up an hour early to come into uni and do my assignment but instead of doing it have ended up pissing away half my time on here...

have you ever wanted to steal a totally cute brown jacket off a friend of yours cos its totally hot on you and looks way better then on him and so you have?

 

lol no

have you ever had the best night and then had your flatmate almost ruin it by spewing in someone elses sink on their silverware and then passes out right infront of the keg..after he talked soooooo much trash about drinking this guy under the table and the other guy barely seemed phased?

 

hehehehe...yes St Pats was a huge night. Oh dear, green beer is the devil.

Have you ever scored your friend's younger sibling? (in this case her little brother - oh dear....)

 

no... but i have thought about it..


Ever accidentally groped a guy at a bus-stop?

 

um not at a bus stop, but i have accidentally groped a guy tho.

Ever seen one of your teachers almost drown on a school camp cos hes not a very strong swimmer at all who had been caught in a rip? (poor guy, he's safe now tho)

 

oh wow that would have been quite a scary ordeal, i'm gonna have to say no to that.



Ever laughed so hard in a lecture that ribena came out your nose, and sprayed all over your notes and pants?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA oooooh my god that is so classic! but no.
Ever come home one day to find both your flatmates gone and all their toileitries too, so they have obviously just fucked off somewhere 4 the weekend without leaving a note and they also didnt do the gorcery shopping before they left so there is no food in the house and you are hungary and PISSED OFF???

 

lol, no. Poor G bung.

Have you ever gotten shitfaced with your flatmate at your flatwarming, seen that there was a queue for the toilet in your own house and gone up the road to use a friends', then decided it would be funny to yell at each other and so you stumble home, giggleing like crazy and holding each other up and screming in each others ears "SLAG!" "****!" "CRACK-WHORE!"

hehe it was funny.

 

lol no

have you ever had a professor walk in 10 minutes late and immediately start the lecture(18th cent. views on the noble savage are as follows...) before she even walked in the door? I almost burst out laughing

 

No, my course is pretty laded back; there are only 7 of us in a class!

Have you ever been invited to see a movie that’s going to be projected onto a huge white wall in the university car park? hehehehe can’t weight! Free food too (pizza and pockcorn)

 

fun, outdoor movies are such good times.

have you ever liked someone but when you met them you were very drunk and you are a little shamed about that, plus the next time you saw them you were SOOOO hungover and blah looking that you had to run away before they saw you? (i'm such a dick, lol )

 

girls are weird...blah to you is probably wow to him



ever been super psyched for doing wine bladders tonight?

 

no. I hate wine. And Wine bladders are funny. Do they have boxed wine in the states?

ever written a really awesome essay in like an hour on Oscar Wilde and just been like "damn I'm fucking smart"?

 

yes, but not on Oscar Wilde... mine was on Effects of ww2 on Europe and was written in about 2 hours. Boy was I proud of myself.


Ever pissed off your new boss by asking her a really personal question?

 

yep we have boxed wine in the US..never tasted any though... and i dont think i'll taste any again...crap that was the most foul shit ever...i guess you get what you pay for..3 liters for 15 bucks...

and nope

have you ever gone out wearing two different shoes without realizing it? i got all the way to the gym before i noticed..kinda embarrassing