new game, have you been a naughty kid

nope. and also, its not comfy spending 25 hours on planes and being stuck nine hours in LA airport with nothing to do.

have you ever sat in front of a computer and just can't be fucked getting up to go shopping in markets that you know you're going to love?

 

Yup. When i've got no money. LOL
Ever had a Big maama jaama pile of washing to fold but can not be botherd?

 

all the time

ever been so thrilled to put on an old pair of pants and realized they fit?

 

YES.

Ever been so happy that you're gonna meet your mates in town at zebos tonight for the first time in a year?

 

Somehting like that, but not exactly.

Ever said to your best mates (who were seriously drunk at the time) that their lives were boring and all they did was laugh at u thinking u were saying a joke

 

ouch. No, i kind of like my mates and their lives..funny that...

Have you ever been really really affected by just one line or part from a movie?

 

yeah donnie darkos the shit for that..

ever listen to the same song for 4hrs and realise that you should change it

 

not that long but i did for like 30 mins.

Ever been so lazy to do somthing that you just procrastinate all the time.

Alltaken

 

Haha all the time. Ever get told by your nana that you shouldnt go and see your aunty that lives down the road from her while shes at her 'girlfriends' house? (shes old ok LOL, just doesnt understand us "young"ones)

 

no, but that would totally give my grandma a new dimension

have you even snorted whizz fizz (it's like sherbet)?

 

Haha na but ive snorted sherbet B4 LOL (i was 14 and Stoooopid ok). Anyway, it fucking hurt like a bitch! What the hell were you doing snorting that wizz fizz shit anyway? LOL.

Have you ever, 1 week before x-mas, only had one present under the x-mas, it being yours, because your parents are too fucking lazy to buy presents for everyone else?

 

nope that has happened...id slape em...but i dont even have a tree...
the wizz fizz was when i was pretty young..we thought it was funny cos it said whizz on it - yea i know, how stupid, but we were crazy idiots...

have you ever had sex in a cab?

 

unfortunately not.

Have you ever been stood up by someone yet again even though you know you shouldn't have agreed to meet them in the first place anyway cos they've been fucking you around for the last five years?

 

grrr, if that's the person i think it hun, then fuck 'em. You are far cooler/more talented/all roundisly faboulser than (her?)

and no, i havn't been stood up, mainly because i hardly ever have someone to stand me up

have you ever had the balls to tell someone you like that you like them?

 

hell no..... well once, and it turned out that she liked me to LOL. but never again have my balls grown back.

have you ever had two hours sleep then gone to work at a hard core physical job all day and had aaron trying to hump you in the garden :S

 

the first two. Aaaron has never tried to hump me - at least, not that i know of

have you ever been really stressed about things outside of work so that you are DREADING it tommorow?

 

don't have a job. so no.

And yes, it is the person you're thinking of. *sigh* I'm an idiot. Here we are, two days later and I've had no email, no text message or anything to offer either an explanation or an apology. I'm a retard and I always let her get to me.

have you ever just never been quite able to unhook yourself from the idea of being with a certain person, despite them fucking you over?

 

yes, no, i don't know...uncertainty sucks.
not being able to move on sucks too

have you ever been just meh?

 

I just spent a year being "just meh". So maybe. A little.

Have you ever needed to pee really bad when you're typing on these forums, and for some stupid-ass reason simply not gone to the loo?

I shall depart to do my merry little business while you ponder...

*rushes off humming his spur of the moment cover of "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas"*

 

lol, yup.

have you ever got the giggles at your manager's REALLY bad pun
(so bad i'm going to share: I was serving the people from this restaurant called the "the China Grill" and my manager starts singing in a David Bowie voice 'my little china grill...' Soooo bad but soo funny)