new game, have you been a naughty kid

No.

Have you ever had the worst period ever and just wanted to curl up and die instead of being forced to do a 3hr exam? :$

 

YES. Bastards. I hate periods.

Have you ever only had three hours of sleep because your roommate snores so damn loudly?

 

How about sleeping with that same person (above) for 3 weeks on the same blow up mattress with people on a mattress 5 metres away snuggling and hooking up while thinking no one is noticing.

Have you ever had a kid from the school you're working at see you, hug you for a minute, then back away, go completely red because they thought you were someone else?

 

No. hehehe....


have you ever fallen asleep on public transport and almost missed the stop where you need to get off?

 

yes everyday (i love sleeping on the bus) but i ALWAYS wake up about 10 meters from my stop .

have you ever almost missed the bus coz you are to drunk to read the sign on the front?

 

quite probably.

and lol, that perfume thing - mwahahaha. As for the hose pipe - yes i've tried to see if i could see the water coming and spayed myself in the eye. The water pressure aty my aunty's is really fucked up, so it takes ages for the hose to start. So, another time my cousin (the bastard) was all "meh, the hose isn'[t working" and got me to listen to see it i could hear it coming. I trustd him, but he'd had it working already and turned it off -as soon as i put my ear to it he turned on the tap and i got a hosefull of muddy water in my ear. yucky.

have you ever been reallyreaallyrealllyreally looking foward to fireworks tonight?

 

no but i got amzernly drunk on it asn I am 2nite



ever b oogied drubnk and looked like an idiot

 

every time I go out bro...I;m a shocker.

ever realised that, when using words like bro; not even augh; bol and the like you sound so horie?

 

yes. All the time. I seem to have gone more new zealandish to combat the aussie I'm surrounded by.

Every asked a swedish person if they were dutch and had them look at you really really insultedly...

 

Don't manage to meet so many Swedish people, sadly. They dress funny

Ever had to resort to pretend to not speak English in a club so that sleazy guys will stop hitting you? "Je ne comprends pas!!"

 

oops....
hitting ON you.....
but if you've had hitting you, I'd be interested to hear the story (and how not speaking enlgish helped things...)

 

yes. But I spoke german. "Ich nicht verstanden. Entschuldigung."

ever just sat in a park for 5 hours reading a book?

 

would do that lots in central park

ever been so happy you could jump through the roof?

 

yes. Actually my little bro and I tried to jump through (well up to/touch) the roof tonight. He can do it with ease, I can't even nearly get there...but i'm happy anyway, i'm back in welly. yey.


ever been to an albatross colony, but there were no albatrosses around, so you made your brother and sister stand in a cave sqauwking and flaping, pretending to be albatrosses while you took photos?

 

Cant say that I have. But I used to dress my little brother up as Miss World, (complete with make-up) and take photos of him while making him 'model'. I think I scarred him for life....

Ever used your boobs to get entry into a club?

 

lol, yes...cleavage does come in handy sometimes

and i used to dress up my little bro in girl's clothes too, lol.

have you ever typed up your bro's homework assingment for him because yo are bored and he is a lazy little shit?

 

lol yeah, even did my brothers final project for high school cause he was a stupid stoner

have you ever gone cliff diving?

 

no i have not

have you ever had sex in a gym?

 

no. But i HAVE given a blow job in a synagogue.

have you ever watched 12 hours of dawson's creek in a row, including the infamous 'breakfast club' episode and then watched the breakfast club immediately after?

 

seen the brekkie club episode and the movie - No contest.

Ever fallen in love with a song and played on repeat?

My one of the mo is Vincent by Don Mclean.
Love it.