new game, have you been a naughty kid

My partner got busy while I was driving, and it was great. I saw one gravel truck driver do a major double take. I didn't believe her that it could be done, but she had wanted to for years, so.... she was right.


Have you and your partner ever walked around your apartment buildings hallways to the mailboxes at the front door, au naturel?

 

ok, no I haven't wandered in the buff; yes i have quite possibly heard turkish speak at places like Cafe Istanbul - the bung eye garlic bread they do is devine btw; and walrus - aww, that's incredibly cute mate.

have you ever had a complete rando sit down next to at a bar, start playing the drums on your leg and then go "oh, sorry, I'm just really happy eh. We should all just be happy bro."

 

nope... but wait till i get home and tell you stories...

have you ever had to look after a mate when he was drunk and he coma's onto our shoulder and fucks it up so you're walking around in a sling three days later?

 

You forgot to mention the throwing up on the othe person's (me) shoe and then on your leg. Lucky that im not the one in the sling but I had to piggy back him up the stairs. And that bungy game at Yom Habo and the piggy back, has completely fucked up my lower back (not to mention sleeping on those paper thin foam matress and standing at the rally for over 2 hours while holding up a huge flag)

Have you ever met someone that you worked with for a few months and asked them how the army was going and they replied "Im only in the 11th grade" (foot and mouth?)

 

lol, no.

have yo ever been walking down the main road at night, by yourself (bad I know but it was only 9:00).

anyway, you are walking along and suddeny, as you go past an alleyway there is this loud clucking behind you. You turn around and there is a guy in a chicken suit, who is soon joined by a guy in a Gorrilla suit who is making monkey noises. They run round you in circles for a few minutes and then another guy in a dog suit comes and barks at them and chases them away.

This was not on halloween btw, it was just randomly one thursday night in town.

so, has it ever happend to you?

 

heeeeeellll no

but i do remember chasing off a chicken, and a gorilla. but i wasn't wearing a dog suit or anything.......HA HA (man i gotta try that some day, that sounds like soo much fun)

have you ever gone out partying and your friends are to tired (or horny) to party till the wee hours of the morning, and you are too drunk to drive home, so you wander the suburban streets to find a random house to party in, and end up crashing a 21st B'day and stay there till it all ends talking to randoms?


Doug

 

Yer all the time mate. Lol na only once or twice.

Have you ever hooked up with a guy @ your mates halloween party and when you were trying to get "freaky" with them they couldnt get it up because of those stupid ESP pills, and then he ends up having to please you in other ways?
Guys, dont take ESP pills...they suck, lol!

 

sorry, but whats ESP?

 

well ESp is extra sensory perception. I.E. being able to see the future.

but i don't think that ESP pills are gonna do that.

Doug

 

thats the esp i know i didnt think she meant that though

 

Na well apparently they have been known to "disallow your little soldiers to um..march".
I know a couple of other people who have had this same problem on these pills.

 

yeah, no I can't say i have, mate. But gutting ....

have you ever had your neighbours come over saying "oh, our flatmate went home and took the tv away - dya think we could watch shortland street?" and then your flat and their flat have a shorters party?

 

as if you watch shortland street. what are you? so no, I haven't.


Have you ever had a friend who has had tonsilitis three times in three weeks but refuses to get their tonsils out because they don't trust the israeli doctors?

 

no - but i have had tonsilitis three times in thee weeks.
and I don;t get a choice with shorters. We always have tea at 7, and my flatmates are OBSESSED with ss, so either i eat dinner alone or I watch it - watching it is the lesser of two evils, I hate having dinner by myself. i can't wait till I go home though and I can have dinner while watching the Simpsons.

have you ever wanted to marry JD from Scrubs (btw walrus, he's mine )

 

i think about that probably 10 times a day


have you wondered what life would be like as homer simpson?

 

ignorant bliss....uuuuuuuuggggghhhhh.....
yes I have.

Have you ever eaten/swallowed something that wasn't food? I swallowed a dolls clothes peg when I was a kid. that was funny.

 

I worked at a doctors surgery last year, and the things that parents would bring in were sometimes amazing. you'd be stunned at the capacity that children have for putting really large things into really small orifaces - noses, ears, mouths. One girl had a barbie boot stuffed up her nose.....not exactly a dolls clothes peg, but bloody impressive nonetheless.....

Ever felt the need to see how a hosepipe REALLY works? And by that i mean turning it on full blast, holding the other end up to about 3cm away from your eye, and waiting to see what happens when the water comes out....NOT fun - I really dont recommend this as a DIY home science experiment...

 

Tamsyn, you're an idiot. LOG OUT!!!!

 

sorry D.

And no... But I HAVE sprayed myself in the eye with a perfume bottle to see what it looks like when the spray comes out.

have you ever had braces?

 

No.... but have you ever seen a girl with braces on try to lick one of those ELECTIRC orb things that have the pretty light in them and when ever you touch the outside, the pretty light looks like its coming out of your finger, and NOT think that it would hurt if her braces touched the orb instead of her tounge?
(retarded i know but it makes your tounge go all weird, does anyone know what those orb things are called btw? Their MEAN!)