New game: Ask paintballer!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by paintballer687, Feb 25, 2007.

  1. paintballer687

    paintballer687 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Definately a paintball gun; I know my gun can shoot at around 250 mph. Fill it with gobbstoppers instead of paintballs and you've got yourself a weapon.. hehe..
     
  2. paintballer687

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    You were gay to begin with.
     
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  4. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    How many easy posts are you gonna get from answering questions? ;)
     
  5. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    what the hell is an easy post?
     
  6. paintballer687

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    As they would say on PBS... This program was made possible by the financial support of viewers like you. :)
     
  7. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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  8. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    i prefer difficult posts... like when you try to post while tripping on a ten strip...
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    have i got miningitis?
     
  10. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    meningitis?
     
  11. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    have i got meningitis?
     
  12. paintballer687

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    Are you sure you don't mean vaginitis?
     
  13. billy96

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    what can i do to convince my mom into thinking pots not bad for you?
     
  14. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i believe what you are doing is the classic (poopa pants topic change) whether or not i have vaginitis isnt your nor my concern, allthough there is a concern why u used the poopa pants technique. many people could say that 50% of peoples jokes are true about themselves, this would mean ur 50% guaranteed to have vaginatis. u did not suceed with ur poopa pants, u shall clean up, swallow ur pride and answer me MY GODDAMN FUCKING QUESTION, have i got miningitits?


    thank you, and have a nice day
     
  15. paintballer687

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    I'd ask her to prove one way it is bad for you and ask her to provide scientific evidence from a reliable source, i.e. University, scholarly paper.

    Then kick her when she's not looking and run like hell!!!
     
  16. paintballer687

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    Meningitis? Have you got men in your gitis? Well I don't know what the hell your 'gitis' is but whatever it is you should hope to god you don't have men in there!
     
  17. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    =P
     
  18. paintballer687

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    Heh, try touching your chin to your chest. If you're not able to do this apparently it's a possible symptom of meningitis.
     
  19. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    yes ive done it, its all good. explain me this tho:



    about a week ago (last friday) i was really really high, rushed abunch of joints in mates garden. suddenly im thinking im pass out, i like cant walk, legs feel like jelly, i lean against a wall to fall on my back on the ground. i was so high shit was flashing in my face, strangest noises in my head etc. now this is pretty normal since i always hear shit and see flashes when im really high, but i couldnt walk, i was like paralectic drunk, but i hadnt drunk a drop that night. 15min after im fine, but my friends never get flashes or anything, i was thinking could i have somesort of sydrome like epilepsi or brain cancer. im not sensitibe to flashing things tho, and actually no im not even aptilectic. so one option, have i got brain cancer?
     
  20. paintballer687

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    Hmm... Did everything seem to get really bright? Possibly go white?
     
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