New game: Ask paintballer!

wouldn't it have been easier to make one giant post answering each question instead of 17 ish posts?

 

...dammit.

 

what kind of paint ball gun you got?

 

Just an Evil Omen at the moment, with an Empire barrely system Halo B hopper, 72ci 3k psi tank. I was planning on getting an Angel but I don't really play too much anymore.

 

Is it legal to fire paint gun balls at people outside?

 

Heh, no you can get arrested for that. They've recently made the laws even stricter so I can only use it on either private property or in a paintball designated area. Not that it stops me from playin' in the woods or anything.

 

Which would carry heavier legal consequences, shooting someone with a paintball gun or with a wrist rocket?

 

does playing prison games make me gay?

 

How can I get laid?

 

pull a Lasorda or at least what he is accused of...
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6519208

 

mwaha he paid for sex? oh god. I don't know what kinda girl would fuck him! ew. hm guess I could *cough cough* craigslist lol. But I like when a girl likes me.

 

Come on dude it is Lasorda, lots of broads would gladly use him to pay their rent. You could craiglist it but takes all the work out of it.

 

Yeah, man. I bet he's their favorite lol 5 sec for 5k They probably fight over him. But really, why wouldn't a guy like that just take it to where prostitution is legal? He probably has his own plane. I can't imagine him picking up some dirty crackpipe ohh ohhh my are you are you??

 

I'm always amazed at celebrities and their prostitutes. Here in Colorado one of the Rockies' pitchers, who has a beautiful wife, got busted getting a hummer from this broad that was the epitome of a hose-beast swamp donkey. the guy was worth a good chunk of change yet he paid 40 for a mediocre at best blow job, the rockies ended his contract and now all he does is occasionally show up in his old neighborhood.

 

That's stupid. Maybe his wife didn't put out? lol. I don't know. Did she leave him? Why would any guy that has alot of $$$ go for some street sex, that doesn't make any sense. Why risk STD's? He should've kept his dick in his pants, it fucked up his career [whoever he is] was he a bench player?

 

Nope he was a pretty decent mid-reliever, had been in the league for a few years. I'd be very surprised if she didn't put out, she has a lot of male visitors now that they are divorced

 

Aren't girls always like that lol. When you have a great looking gf, they seem to just want to make you jealous all the time. ha. Anyway, why should that cost him his career? That's dumb. I would've kept him on. Would you? On a side note - Lasorda doesn't even have to leave the house if he wanted pussy.

 

well the argument was that he wasn't a good moral leader for the community or some bullshit. I think just like everyone they should be entitled to screw ups in their private life.

Lasorda could have some of loveliest call girls show up and nobody would ever hvae to be none the wiser

 

roofies, chloroform, GHB. take your pick

 

heh. Where do I get it? And where's the best place to use em'?