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yeah, and it doesn't even matter that most of them don't have pretty faces

because they have totally hot bods

and there's a lot of grunting

and, oh my god, i better stop myself

 

I betcha they are all big lezzies

And have really awesome soapy group shower time after practice
"Hey Brenda, will you suds my back, babe?"
"Sure girl, right after I suck on yo titties"
"U-S-A! U-S-A!!!"

And I betcha they all kiss reallly softly despite their athletic appearance

Mmmmm America.

 

i think i love you

 

I know I love you, Horace.
I also think we should try out for the volleyball team.
THIS COULD BE US.



I think we both gotta work on our tans a little bit first though...

 

ungh! i think i just went to heaven there

i'd have to shave my ass first




also, on an informatory notice, women's outdoor volleyball in 30 minutes on nbc!

 

YES. Thank you for telling me!

I was originally not going to watch the Olympics because of the way China mistreats the Tibetan people.... but.... I can't resist babes in bikinis. My sincerest apologies to his holiness the Dalai Lama, but I'm sure he understands.

 

LOLOLOL

 

Ahahahahaha!!!!!

 

thats funny..

 

motherfucking.

the olympics. swimming. michael phelps.

that was the most intense thing i've ever seen immediately after i've taken bong hits.

epic.

 

how the fuck do I use a custom avatar?

 

i'm not hanging out with anyone anymore.

i'm fat and i never hear the end of it

i swear i am going to strangle the next person who calls me fat

like this is an every day thing, every two minutes someone fucking lands a fat joke on me

like i get it i'm fat i know this already

someone who i thought was my friend thinks hes funny telling everyone that i'm a fatalopigous or whatever and told me not to come over anymore because he doensn't want the kool-aid man to break down his door

fuck him

fuck all these immature assholes

 

Put the fork down ^^^^

 

Sorry people are treating you bad, seized.
That's pretty shitty of friends to put you down like that.
Be direct with your friends, tell um how that makes you feel or just tell them to fuck off, girl.

 

I did and they are like but its soo fun i don't want to stop!! i'm like do you still wanna be my friend and they are like i have to your so big your gravitational pull is keeping me in close proximity to you

 

i feel some sympathy for you but then again i don't.
as a kid i was fat as hell...i was a fat fuck.
but around 6th grade i just started running everyday and working it off and i've been skinny for years now and i didnt even have the munchies all the time back then.
you should take action, trust me its a real kick in the face to all the fuckers that called you fat in school.

 

Well, maybe talk to them about it in casual conversation? Like, don't bring it up when they are in the midst of being jerks, just ignore them then and don't play into it. But when things are more mellow, bring up how you're feeling and why you want them to stop.

 

Or just sit on em

 

thats exactly what i did and thats exactly what the said

they are assholes. like dana, the one who calls me fatalopagious, was fat as shit like 2 years ago like 5'8'' at the 260 mark and everyone made fun of him for being fat, everyone except for me. i was the nicest kid to him me even had a crush on me, but back then i weighed like 120

i really let myself go and he got really skinny and now he makes fun of me all the time. and i never made fun of him. ever.

 

you need to stop before i find out where you are and fuck you up.