New bong needs a name

Here is my brand spanking new Roor bong. Please help me pick a name for him/her. It's big...14 inches high with a huge beaker bottom and an 18.8 mm downstem. It is 5 mm thick. I want to name it while it's still a virgin. Go ahead, you know you want to. I will take all entries and attempts at humor into consideration, and I will pick one out. It is just so beautiful, it has a personality in an odd way. Paid like $200 US dollars for it. Thanks for any ideas for a name.

 

thats pimp as shit looks like a chemist vile thingy mijig i would name it gonzo because it just reminds me of the guy from muppets

 

id name it positive vibes

 

Personaly, I think Sparky would be a good name. I am also contemplating Galadriel; the elvish princess from Lord of the Rings.


Gonzo is a neat sounding name, but I don't want to think of the muppets every time I look at by bong. Thanks for the idea though.

 

name it banana hammock.

 

Why banana hammock?

 

The helping friendly bong.

 

How about Amadeus, named after Motzart?

 

Name it after the dog in the Laberenth...call it Ambrosious...freaking groovy name man...

 

Hows about Rooring Thunder?

 

^i like it. try to incorporate chemistry/science. it totally looks like that type of thing.

 

Of course it does, its an original style roor with the beaker bottom.

 

pamela!

sorry just downloaded the sex tape lol

 

Big Jeffery

 

no name it beeker after this guy is the guy i meant hes the shit all he does is make meep meep noises

 

Your cracking me up man. I think I am going with Gonzo. Thanks.

 

u know ur subconsious is going with pamela BUT WHATEVER lol

 

Colossus

 

yo duuuude im from long island too

 

$200 dollars is alot of money, but anyways how abougt...umm...cowboy! like after the chemist who made that crystal meth!!! WOOT WOOT!