New Ban The Poster Before You

banned for stealing my dresses

 

Banned for wearing long dresses.

 

Banned for wearing short dresses

 

banned twice for stealing my new pvc mini skirt

 

Banned for stealing it back before I could take any photos of myself wearing it

 

banned for wishing you could see me in it

 

Banned for knowing me too well

 

banned for not leaving the lights on

 

banned for baking kitten biscuits

 

Banned for stringing up her cookie cutters and using them as wind chimes

 

banned for trying to persuade her senile mother to use the sharpest knife in the house... arf

 

Banned for talking in the library

Sent from my newfangled phone

 

banned for leaving words out of the sentence in the "change one word" game

arf yerself

[edited to say - that was Lillallyloukins I was trying to ban, not Joshua who posted at the same moment as me!!]

 

Banned for being hit onto the field at a baseball game. Your british so you will probably not understand this

 

Banned for being hit for six and bowled by a googly.

You're American so you will probably not understand this

 

haha fucking cricket. Do not question my ability to know sports

 

Banned for dishing it out when he is unable to take it


(Bet you can't name the football code in which one goal is a tree, the other is a door, and nobody has scored a goal since 1904 ...)

 

Banned for liking Cricket.......


that is the worlds most boring game......zzzzzz

 

Banned for thinking that just because I know the vocabulary of cricket, I must therefore like cricket


(and it's not as boring as association football! Nothing is as boring as association football ... except maybe dressage. And snail racing.)

 

You forgot the ultimate boring 'sport',Formation Drowning!

[oh-I'm informed it's called Synchronised Swimming]

EVERYONE who doesn't follow/understand/like cricket is B A N N E D !