New Ban The Poster Before You

banned for yanking my chain too hard while stroking my ego

 

Banned for not flushing when I yanked his chain

(That's brought it down more to my level ...)

 

banned for phoning GlenGlen 5 times last year and asking what direction his toilet swirls flush

 

Banned for givign me GlenGlen's phone number so I could make those calls ... then using it against me on the forum

 

banned for not flushing the toilet

 

Banned for sticking her nose into other people's bathrooms

 

banned for living in other peoples bathrooms

 

Banned for encouraging bathroom discussions.

 

Banned for not smiling enough

 

Banned for not knowing I have Perma-Grin.

 

Banned for having perma-creases in his trousers

 

Banned for taunting cattle.

 

Banned for inventing asparagus, ginger and rosewater ice cream

 

Banned for putting the forementioned items on a pizza.

 

Banned for gagging poor ikkle defenceless fluffy lambs

 

Banned because of the power vested in me by this thread I can.

 

Banned for letting that power go to your head.

 

Banned for not using the Force.

 

Banned for forgetting ta put the kettle on for tea

 

banned for not spanking that naughty RetiredHippy.