New Ban The Poster Before You

banned for thinking a kilt is a skirt

 

banned for thinking dust is clay

 

Banned for calling Harris twee

 

Banned until it is spring and the beaches open here again.

 

Banned for calling yourself Heat,then wrapping up like a fluffy polar bear to go get a paper!

 

Banned for using snakes as jump ropes.

 

Banned for cutting down his neighbors pine tree to use has his Christmas tree...

 

banned for decorating the tree he cut down belong to his neighbor

 

Banned cause I'm cranky today.

 

you are banned for crying at the news of kim jong il death

 

Banned for introducing real world events into this thread

 

banned for making my knees tremble! :daisy:

you sittin' too close to the edge there love... :bobby:

 

banned for swimming in the wrong pool

 

Banned for not sending me some fine Irish Whiskey.

 

Banned for expecting the Christmas Present of Spirits

 

Banned for drinking only Creme de Menthe.

 

Banned for playing his black ball at the back of the scrum

 

Banned for not realising it's just my infinity symbol turned 90 degrees.

 

Banned for baking infinity loaves of bread, turning them on their sides and calling them cottage loaves ...

 

banned for hang gliding with your eyes closed