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Banned for being observant.

 

Banned for usurping my age...you old wrinkly,you!

 

Banned for trying to iron the wrinkles out of his face...

 

banned for failure to pay city taxes

 

Yerwot? [^] Banned for even suggesting my mate CG doesn't hand over a barrow-load of cash to the city officials every month-with a smile!

 

BANNED:- For Laughing At My Misfortune...:elf:



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for living in a town named for a car shifter and a bathroom appliance.

 

banned for failing to be gainfully employed

 

Banned for always being last at everything...

 

Banned for being the last one to notice that.

 

Banned for looking down on Lower Michigan-you snob!

 

banned for stealing recipes

 

banned for being alive

 

banned for appearing to be dead

 

Banned for thinking Bill Gates invented the window.

 

Banned for playing guitar backwards.

 

Banned for doing a 3-minute solo on the electric triangle.

 

BANNED:- For Driving A Truck With No Brakes...



Cheers Glen.

PS:- You Were Bloody Lucky Mate, I Hope You Bought A Lottery Ticket...:sunny:

 

My dearest Glen [who STILL owes me a hug,may I just mention-you tease!] I was MORE than lucky,mate-I was so f#cking busy getting down through the gears and slamming the exhaust brake on I had no time at all to see what traffic was approaching the junction,so when I swept out and to the left,I was tilted at about 40 degrees,doing about 18/20mph,swearing like a trooper,and trying to judge the kerb so I could get the steering axle to hit it but not ride up over it.

When the whole rig came back down,it did it with a bang that was a real teeth-rattler.

Thanks to whoever's in charge of this cosmos,the junction was clear for the 20 seconds i needed- - -but gettintg my bum to let go of the seat took another ten minutes!

I sat there on the corner,once I'd brought it to a halt,trying to roll a smoke and shaking so much I got a lap full of baccy.

However-a kiss from you would make up for the trauma,you flirt!


MWAHHH!

 

UnBanned for the day.

Holy shit, just Holy Shit. Glad your here after that.