New Ban The Poster Before You

Banned for making nasty comments about fruit.

 

Banned for ruining my day by giving me huge feelings of anti-fruit guilt.

 

Banned for writing fake prescriptions in Sanscrit.

 

Banned for wearing open-toe'd socks.

 

Banned for replacing fizzies with Alka Seltzer.

 

banned for never giving me your money

 

Banned for being the richest man in the food-queue.

 

Banned for trying to hard to become the next person to hook up with Courtney Love.

 

Banned for having a twelve pack in a space only a 6 pack would fit.

 

banned for being a mod. ha ha ha

 

Banned for liking disco music.

 

Banned for demanding the return of brushed denim flares.

 

Banned for fraying the hem of his bluejeans.

 

banned touching the hem of his garment

 

Banned for bowing from the waist when R.H. walks past.

 

Banned for eating gravy and fig newton sammiches.

 

Gebannt für nicht sagen: "Gott segne dich." wenn ich früher nieste.

 

Banned for talking in Gibberish. (Iknow its German)

 

Banned for riding his golf cart in the nude..... ; )

 

banned for asking the admin to derigster you