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banned for being an uptight twat like my dad who gets annoied just 'cause I said 'is that all the wine there is?'. He said 'isn't that enough?' Fuckin' uptight twat!

 

Moi-an uptight twat??


Yeah,yer right...but yer BANNED for making it public!

 

Banned for wanting to hide his twat, whatever its condition.

 

banned for getting homo-erotic over ugley guys.

 

Banned for blowing his nose at the salad bar in a restaurant...

 

Banned for still eating out of that same said salad bar .

 

Banned for being that guy who farts on public transit when it's totally packed and everyone has to stand shoulder to shoulder

 

Banned for causing dry heaves.

 

banned for talking to Lizzie on the train even though you're a complete stranger to her and was probably only thinkking about fuckin' her even though you're religious

 

(Wow. You totally struck out on that one.)

Banned for striking out.

 

Banned for taking my picture with a wide angle lens , and making me look fat.

 

Banned for not learning the proper way to strike a pose.

 

Banned for photo brushing

 

banned for something I've forogt

 

Banned for waking me from my nap.

 

Banned for napping while I was awake.

 

banned for turning round and gawping at me on the bus

 

Banned for flashing people on the bus...

 

banned for sleeping with farmhands

 

banned for being banned.