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down and embarrassing you in front of

 

your mother...who was really tired of

 

the constant trips to bail you out....

 

of jail for flashing you boobs at

 

her. So you pulled up your pants

 

and did your best Elvis impression by

 

and singin about jesus and shouting halelujah.....

 

every time you let out a fart

 

thus alienating many people, and one day

 

psychiatric hospital and admit myself for twenty

 

whip, but then I ran away to

 

play ball with a kangaroo, that has

 

gotten really good at kickball, im jealous

 

and got in his pouch and laughed

 

Myself in a past life or was

 

that someone else?...I dont remember much

 

since I shoved crayons in my ears

 

and they couldnt get them out or

 

think of any way they could be

 

three wise man passed by on a