New 7 Word Story Thread

she told you it was time to

 

bend over and slowly start putting my

 

boots on, but don't forget the socks.

 

unless you are feeling super extra horny

 

this isn't something you'd want to watch

 

since you dont have the best eyesight

 

WOW! Did you SEE that??? Guess not...

 

it was like a horse and a

 

fly with balls the size of earth

 

Prior to the big bang. Blue balls

 

are easily relieved by rubbing them with

 

flowers and oil. things are never the

 

way they were before the big bang

 

super smash brothers tournament...I totally pawned

 

all of my mario brothers video games

 

at the "pawn" shop....for two bucks

 

and a blowup doll that looks like

 

my neighbor next door with albert watching

 

from the window. We couldn't find a

 

camera to catch the action, so we