New 7 Word Story Thread

after eating beans for dinner. Unless he

 

didnt fart which would make him explode

 

which would be bad because if you

 

explode then you die and have to

 

not live which kinda sucks ya know

 

like almost as much as when someone

 

pounds your head with a hammer multiple

 

times every day...while they also yank

 

at sensitive areas using very high voltage

 

pliers...which is weird because how can

 

you extract information from someone by those

 

little nostrils....you have to make them

 

turn into one eyed one horned flying

 

magazine rack spinning wildly through the big

 

chemical reaction! Not only was there too

 

much negatively charged plasma, but front of

 

every atom was their corresponding isomer. Confusingly

 

they had hands and feet, dancing and

 

worshiping the reaction. Only tribes from northern

 

Bolivia dance like that, historically. Strangely they