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are better on your stomach but have

 

those annoying chocolate marks all over your

 

face cuz ur such a sloppy eater

 

of other non edible items such as

 

crayons, horse shoes, and the like. It's

 

strange at first,but you get really

 

really get hooked once you try it out.

 

Anyway, back at the oasis, the arabs

 

are conducting strange experiments involving camel shit

 

while eating their dates like no tomorrow,

 

They were expecting Bin Laden,but he

 

had a date at another oasis planned.

 

by the crooked evil used camel salesmen

 

who tricked many Arabs into buying cigarettes

 

at very high prices that shouldn't be

 

acceptable,but then again so isnt their

 

cost for liquor, so what did you

 

expect?said the camel salesman to the

 

prospective customer. "They're crap will make gas

 

that would smell far worse than bbad's