New 7 Word Story Thread

with a bartering dwarf ''OK so you...

 

like what you see, take off your

 

glasses and see if you still see

 

something seeable that is not spotted sloppy

 

Anyway, the shot glasses weren't working as

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advertised....they actually would not shoot anything

 

so i squinched them into my eyes

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Looked around with my brand new goggles

 

all darkness turned into light, its amazing

 

so i read a note to myself

 

written by me it said something very

 

puzzling, i grabbed the nearest dictionary quickly

 

and tried to look up the strange.....

 

bubble of gum wrapped in bubble wrap

 

Which wasnt really anything I made it

 

out of old shoe leather and oil

 

and i signed my name on the

 

Tongue and threw it in a river

 

but here it is, again! How can

 

I not pay taxes and still be