New 7 Word Story Thread

his dog that only had three legs

 

and a big shark aquarium filled with

 

the restless souls of one million dead

 

along with tens of thousand of pounds

 

of fools gold which might be good

 

to trade on the black market so

 

I listed it on Ebay along with

 

the magic, its murda they don't know

 

how to tie their own shoes or

 

remove a bullet if called upon in

 

a sitch like: Aliens descending upon Earth

 

and using weird words while they probe

 

the orifices of various animals and birds

 

searching for Bobby Fischer and his notorious

 

third orifice....where it is rumourd that

 

he hid his chess set from the

 

the Aliens, who were also part of

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the reason I dont fuck aliens anymore

 

because they have extra long fingers that

 

~ when they pick their noses? They ALSO

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