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socks but then she also pulled up

 

a .44 magnum and aimed it at

 

the hitch-hikers and squeezed off two rounds

 

but one hitch-hiker had a shotgun and

 

and used it to commit suicide so

 

blood was everywhere, thats when the cops

 

pulled Granny through the window and arrested

 

her for being naked. But when they

 

looked closer, they saw her suit was

 

just wrinkly. gramma was shippid to jail

 

little people who had surprisingly huge gigantic

 

with pinpoint accuracy from two feet away

 

And the man in the corner said "

 

hey....show me yours and I'll show

 

DONKEY!.. he then really started freaking out

 

so I shot him up with valium

 

Gun, lodging a pill into his heart

 

shaped box that Curt Cobain had used

 

to keep his stash in ...and he

 

ran off, thats when I noticed a