New 7 Word Story Thread

drug dealers roll.I decided that it

 

was time for a sex change and

 

some clean socks but first there was

 

a little errand to run...I needed

 

eggs and salsa for my grandmothers soup

 

kitchen meal....she was so cheap that

 

i could pay for at least ten

 

pencils with less than her budget allows

 

for the swill that she passes off

 

as cabbage soup....wait....that is swill

 

but look the fuck out in an

 

hour she is planning to blow up

 

and down the street like a pro

 

race car driver in a race across

 

the country with strange hitchikers who always

 

kill you in a wooded area only

 

if you are rude or wear stange

 

types of underwears on your head or

 

dog,but the cops pulled her over

 

and asked her to pull up her