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all of the tree animals, the birds

 

escaped but the squirrels werent so lucky

 

actually they were very lucky they survived

 

only to die later of drug overdoses

 

and testicular cancer....they did however manage

 

clone the last one and repopulate, actually

 

they made a mistake and now all

 

male squirrels have monster horse dicks,as

 

small as mine. Local farm made jams

 

makes penetration easier and tastier.The polar

 

opposite of my real life situation Im

 

fat and taste awful...kind of like

 

when I think about my body, I

 

get all horny and start to touch

 

the computer screen with sticky icky fingers

 

cause i'm disgusting.Just yesterday my girlfriend

 

caught me with my pants off holding

 

a monkey in one hand and a

 

pound of smoked sausage in the other

 

I screamed and dropped the sausage before