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a statue of a giant vagina to

 

all the men that have never seen

 

one,after the ceremony was over we

 

auctioned women off as sex slaves and

 

the fun really started, the blood squirted

 

wasnt what bothered me most,a dog

 

the eye and spoke these words..''eventually

 

on himself and died .Before long wet

 

except us,we jumped on one and rode

 

to see the weird taxi drivers go

 

down on each other

 

all the way to the toes of


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"because bull-emia is a fuckin thread wrecker"

Better than being a fuckhead. I can count to 7.

 

the giant white chocolate statue of liberty

 

where we met the magical candy land

 

scarecrow monster who eats with his ears

 

and poops out his nose only after

 

a good sneeze and a night of

 

debauchery with a dwarf and some

 

cheddar cheese in an aerosol can.The

 

dwarf was unavailable so we had to