New 7 Word Story Thread

to have his sister come over and perform

 

they stop humping my leg then she

 

she was due at cranky irish girls

 

basement dwellers like themselves only coming upstairs

 

that we could screw for drugs and

 

skinheads that we met online. Their awsome

 

to shave our heads and start our

 

freaks and get matching jackets with glitter

 

secret inside pockets for shoplifting eyeliner and

 

cancer kids. burn victims and those awkward

 

fertility clinics then go on oprah to tell

 

and one named nigel is so bothersome

 

blood transfusions, enemas and jelly-beans that

 

to have a hippie party with music

 

of salmon using ancient native american recipes

 

vomitting and passing out the hippies realized

 

explode if left in the sun so

 

their dogs exploded ,hippies were covered

 

and it began to rain, the hippies stripped

 

wanna have fun and the horny ones