New 7 Word Story Thread

although some say inaccurately, and these people

 

are all crazy....but less weird than

 

hamburger eating people...you know those guys

 

who just sit and eat their hamburgers

 

the kind of people who bathe in

 

the brine from jars of pickled eggs

 

after eating the pickled eggs and farting

 

the sweetest little bubbles of freshness and

 

pungent aroma reminding him of his last

 

visit to grandmas place...she always smelled

 

denture adhesive pasted on her lips that

 

made her look like a $2 whore.

 

who gives two for one blow jobs

 

giving even more blow jobs, and smelled

 

didnt shower like a normal person....she

 

Ate feces instead and lived a long

 

twenty pot bellied pigs who ate her

 

garden, lawn, and eventually garage, tragic story

 

bunch of XTC and rolled there away

 

until they ran out, then they were