New 7 Word Story Thread

that drove over apple fields killing thousands

 

of ants and countless apple picking people

 

the oranges fought back, ruthless throwing peels

 

and squeezing them into peoples eyes like

 

juice, it burned like the sun burning

 

a hole in my retina when I

 

place drill in place and attach battery

 

to my left teste and juice it.

 

i've got to tell you, THAT'll stop

 

one day, but for now I enjoyed

 

being half sterile! And the women just

 

can't get enough of my lovin'. That's

 

the way it goes when youre hot

 

for some lovin' and there's nobody home

 

because Godzilla busted into town and everyone

 

ran away and now you're all alone.

 

With nobody to give you what you

 

gave them for christmas and didnt like

 

. So you put on your cape and

 

you try to fight that mean Godzilla