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after the seed began to consume him

 

he called in backup ....but they couldnt

 

make it because of impossible road conditions

 

...there was trees down because of the

 

angry lumberjacks who had acted in retaliation

 

for the minor mistakes in a forum

 

even though clever editing easily fixed the

 

offending riffs in the post time continuum

 

and putting us back on course for

 

the highway to hell...otherwise known as

 

premenstrual syndrome, destroying young warriors and rebels

 

with massive hot flashes....killing them like

 

cutting out theyre souls for all to

 

eat with a nice side salad and

 

some corn nuts...and a roasted red

 

white and blue flag, yes we do

 

eat corn nuts....sometimes we dont digest

 

readily, but we don't let frank hear

 

us snore when we sleep...because he

 

judges one by it, some say accurately