New 7 Word Story Thread

The skirts of enormous women. It was

 

a sad day in islam when ghostbusters

 

showed up at BinLaden's door and blew

 

a blast of cool spring mountain air

 

and irish spring soap into their open

 

topped car which promptly exploded, causing a

 

small rift in the space-time continuum

 

creating a wormhole taking them into the

 

weird planet Ewok where bears were everyewhere

 

dancing in treehouses and marrying whoever came

 

first. Unfortunately, the tree-houses started to collapse.

 

and the Carebears clan invaded with the

 

help of some evil Nazis and Godzilla

 

leed by an army of Lego men

 

an epic battle ensued with millions dead

 

until the Jedi girls marching band started

 

throwing dogs around the room full of

 

wine glasses and fancy plates for special

 

cheese stealers. And then the chicken monster

 

jumped into the deep fryer and tasted