New 7 Word Story Thread

gave me my change and said "have..

 

that you cant, now fackin do one!!'

 

And slammed the cash machine on his

 

knee breaking it open to secure the

 

magical portal to the land of illthyria

 

that took me towards the giant sugar

 

mamma, known by most as Big Bertha

 

and i looked in terror as she

 

Vomited uncontrollably and gave head to ghosts

 

just before the Ghostbusters sucked them into

 

Fucking awesome looking ghost vacuum pakcs

 

but they weren't powerful enough to keep

 

even the penis of the largest ghost

 

contained, so all their hard earned dollars

 

went towards buying a new vacuum pack

 

with LEDs and voice automation systems which

 

enabled us to communicate much more professionally

 

and became a big help in catching

 

terrorists, because the packs could also detect

 

sweating islams in monkey suits hiding under