New 7 Word Story Thread

and asked me to sell them incense

 

Sadly, I had no incense, only peppermints

 

and meaningless nouns...producing fragmented sentences for

 

underachievers, then I just used pliers, a

 

hammer and two friends to yank out

 

all that crayolanation, then I took the

 

vacuum out and started to suck up

 

that son of a bitch garbage and

 

got the hose stuck on my foot

 

luckly, i had a chainsaw sitting beside

 

the table and manage to cut my

 

left leg before mailing it off to

 

my ex-girlfriend which I hate very much

 

like a tack on my seat or

 

the hair on my crack that curls

 

tapeworms when they come out to breathe

 

so i give them flowers and heroin

 

and they smell better for a few

 

minutes tell i look into an eye

 

and see the greatest thing known to