Negativity, it's a curse...

if you drink the air instead then everything's always great

 

So you love the care bears so much you decide to go out into the woods someday, with caring in your heart you know your going to hug the next bear you see!

Fortunately for you, bears have been gone from your geographical location for hundreds of years. On the way stumbling back home see a group of mobsters throw a suspicious looking wrapped up rug. when they see you they point their gun on you, only to drop it and walk away laughing hysterically as you wet yourself.

As you walk back home, you shower off the shame and go out to get some dinner only to find your wife crying hysterically, whimpering that her brother disappeared. Steve's fake plumbing business flashing before your eyes as you realize what happened.

Your unable to comfort your wife and eventually can't look her in the eyes anymore. This drives her into the arms of your best friend behind your back. When you find out your upset but you put up with her infidelity for the kids sake, unable to push out the haunting jaunts from your psyche that you realize she deserves better.

So you work your job as a teacher, unable to motivate your second grade class because passion is gone, slowly getting fatter and balder as the next 11 years disappear. Until the fateful day when Halloween rolls around, and one of your slower kids comes in dressed like Cheer Bear. Unable to run from your guilt anymore, you break down crying in the middle of your elementary school costume party.

Your wife finally leaves you for your best friend as the superintendent has no choice but to let you go. Fortunately Cheer Bear's father pitted you enough to offer you a job at the sack and save he manages.

As you spend the glory years of your life ringing up cheerios, a sense of peace comes over you, the days when kids laughed calling you words you had to look up online few and far between now. Your going to try and salvage your dignity to be the best cashier you can be.

Until the day when some little punk with no problems get's up in your face about smiling more. "Negativity is a curse man." You tell him to get fucked and he walks away to tell your manager.

Also you have cancer. All this thanks to the care bears and their sense of naive optimism.

 

jeez, you're more of a buzzkill than Buzz Killington.

 

negativity is easy...


most people take the easy route

being positive takes effort

 

my brother in law, he is one of these most negtive person I know. he never has anything good to say about something or someone

 

Negativity is not a curse, it is a consent.

 

i'm not a big fan of negativity myself...people often act like theres something wrong with me because I'm always smiling. I don't quite understand this line of thinking. They also assume that because I'm always happy my life must be perfect..but nope, I just don't see the point in looking like I just bit into a lemon all the time. Honestly, we're all so lucky to be given the gift of life. Bad things happen to everybody, but theres so much beauty in the world i dont understand how people don't notice it even when everything is going to shit around them. I think negative people are just really ungrateful people...All I have to do is look outside at nature and i'm reminded of how lucky I am to be able to experience life.

 

im just a your hip town pollyanna....lets play the glad game.


im glad I have some really good weed!

 

I can be negative sometimes. Not mean/insulting negative, more like, "I'm too tired/fed up to give a shit anymore," negative.

 

It's hard for me to be positive sometimes. Often the best I can hope for is neutrality, but I've been getting a bit cheerier.

 

Sorry, sometimes I get carried away with myself. :biggrin:

 

i'm experiencing a lot of negative emotions because i have no weed right now

 

I love the original post and feel like it may have made my life better already. I'm bearing it in mind from now on.

 

i feel ya.....i feel that weed helps me be more positive.

I was driving home from work the other day...i was eating fruit and i was really high. I started thinking about the way my taste buds were specifically designed to match the foods in my diet....and it tripped me out. So i would say weed helps me to inhance the beauty of life in general.