need help with chicks, fast.

Bleh.. I just stay out of the dramatic points and occurances of people my age. I can't handle other peoples problems although sometimes I have to... I constantly listen to "You touched my boyfriend NOW YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH" every day... it's actually hilarious at how many people's stories are identical in overdramaticness. Pretty much why I am unable to handle your "typical relationship of a teenager"... typicalities are all alike... it's like a mini-soap opera on steroids.

 

lol, yeah, i do hate being one of those angst filled teenagers who's petty little problems are the hugest things in the world. thats why i do my best not to be like that. but yeah.


ive decided to be an honest to goodness prostitute, sell my body on our town's only corner.

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anyways yeah, update:


didnt make out with the hot chick, but i hung out with my girl friend. dont like her as much as i thought i did. i'll just let it (our relationship) die down. like the fuse to an m80. fuckin a, but yeah, i've been talking with hot chick. we are liek uber friends: she totally opened her heart and is trusting me with all sorts of uber personal, tear jerking stuff. stuff that if other people were in her situation, there would be all sorts of isolation, maybe even suicide, but yeah. so im now bound to her, but not in a makey outy kind of way, but i can deal with that, because im gonna end up spending 36+ hours on a bus with her over the summer (over the course of a month and a half) and by then my girlfriend will be gone.

so yeah, me and hot chick= really good friends now.

 

haha its probably too late now, but a reputation has only in it for sex/an asshole will actually get you more action. most highschool girls (and older) are really dumb.

 

piece of advice: a bus is a bad place to pick up girls... nailing someone in a greyhound bathroom is like joining the "discount mile-high club"

 

nah, not in the bathroom... im gonna join a drum corps, and she is too, so we'll be on the busses alot. but yeah, we have schools we sleep in, and all sorts of whatnot. but just 36 hours on the bus= roughly 34 hours of tonsil hockey.

 

That's the strangest thing... yet I know it's true because I see it all the time.

 

sounds like the worst case of blue balls ever

 

I resent that!

 

its a weird phenomenon for sure George... i think its just girls competitive instincts. highschool girls are easy to exploit once you recognize it if thats your thing

 

Yeah... but it's not my thing so I'll mostly just wonder around until I find someone compitent.

 

har.

 

i resent the * highschool girls are dumb* remark.


and sometimes manwhores are ok...

 

all youngins are dumb. just the women tend to be the ones who are staying with dudes who cheat on, or hit them. if a dude is getting hit by a girl, hes running.

 

sorry hun... you might be an exception or something. but i can't think of any girl i knew in highschool who wasn't dumb when it came to guys

 

I think both are a litttle dumb but it varies witht the person...

 

I know... I don't get that, you know.... it's fucking strange.