Need help with a girl

if not, there's always finals.

 

lol, for the midterm and final you just show up, take test and bone out when your done!!
Im gonna ask her if she wants to go to one of the concerts together that we gotta do, we have to go to 2 of them and write about it, or some shit like that.

 

Take off your shoes. You'll have to beat the bitches back with (a) stick(s).

If she looks good, she's got a boyfriend. A large boyfriend, wearing steel toed boots, a leather jacket, and with a confederate flag in the rear window of his mega-cab dual-tire truck.

Also, his truck probably has one or more jesus/gun related stickers on it, and may well have a flatbed in place of the stock bed. And bull bars. And diamond-grip steel sheet bolted to every surface possible, regardless of the practicality of bolting it to that particular surface.

 

Everyone out here has a lifted truck

 

Hey if this girl is really all that hot then wait until she comes crawling to you.

I’ve done it myself on a number of occasions and it works (although it helps to be me)

Hotwater

 

I'll just wait for the right time to strike
I'll be on the prowl tonight in my music appreciation class :army:

 

ask her if she appreciates the gentle song of the pink oboe.

 

If she says yes, Ill say great!!! I can show it to you in that empty room next door!

 

she let you spoon her? i reckon you could have done her if it was just you and her in the room.

 

if she says yes...

marry her. like twice.

 

Her bro was in the other bed. She said "oh ill just sleep with my brothe tonight and u can have that bed" ha, yea right.. She had me change my work schedule to match hers for that day so we could hang out that night and go in at the same time the next day to. She held my hand as we slept as well lol

maybe a little drive through wedding in vegas perhaps?
To make it fast

 

rollinstoned u had girls before? (girlfriends or one night stands)

 

yes lol.. I've had four girlfriends. But not in the past year or so
It's just every once in a while a certain girl comes around and i am completely dumbfounded on what to say to them. This girl being one of them. Maybe im just over analyzing all this shit? I think I am.

 

how did you get with these girls? thought you'd have a bit more confidence (or chatting up skills) if you've had 4 gfs.

 

When I was in math class at your age, we could divide by zero. But our TI-83's would explode.

You are over thinking it.

 

Like i said, sometimes certain girls come along that leave me completely dumbfounded

 

yes my dude I think I am over thinking this shit

 

where any of these girls ex's of yours?

 

umm my third girlfriend, i was pretty fucke nervous to talk to her, luckily i was friends with her best friend so she kinda helped me out. and my last girlfriend, i was also introduced to, my buddy was fucken her friend and brought me along once so i was basically forced to talk to her and we clicked

Welp im off to class now, music appreciation.
be back around 10pm pacific time. hopefully with good news....

 

perfect. finish super fast, then just sit there until you see her stand up, and then you just suddenly happen to finish right then too.