Need help with a girl

"here's what you need to do. take A, and square it. then you take B, and square it. now, you need to take the sum of A squared and B squared, and shove it up yo butt!"

 

and that's it, you'll have smelly fingers in no time.

 

welp im hitttin the sack now. The class is at 7:30am
I will report back when i get home around 10am

 

you won't be able to report back at 10 cos you'll be too busy in her bed though i thought?

 

I think i need to talk to her first before i think about shagging her. And make sure she doesnt have a boyfriend

 

didn't stop the girl who cheated on her bf with me multiple times recently..

but ya i get what you're saying.

 

don't rehearse yourself. act natural and just approach her with anything.

 

literally 2 minutes before you posted this I was thinking of what to say to her, than i thought to myself, ah fuck it ill just go with the flow. lol.
Good thinking

 

The best advice would be purps.
And you should have enough confidence to approach her but enough modesty to talk to her and not be an ass.
LikeThey said be cool asking her about the class is a good breaker. Ask her things about her. Ask her what she likes stuff like that show her your interested.


Good luck!

 

And never take girls advice on talking to girls. It's always terrible.

 

how dare you, lode?! My advice is GOD!

Stay away from women. They're all bad news!! :devil:

 

they tell men to be 'sensitive and nice'

basically - describing their brother.

 

if a girl already likes you... be nice

if you're trying to pull her... be a bastard.

tell her she smells.

 

That's why I exclusively date trannies. Strong enough for a woman but made for a man. :sunny:

 

Reminds me of that deodorant.

Deodorizing trannies?

 

yeah good to go with the flow if you can, but from the sounds of this thread you're gonna get stumped and be uncomfortable :daisy:

anyway hope you had some luck.

 

And everyone says be yourself, but seriously, a lot of people are really boring. My advice on picking up girls, 'don't be yourself, go out and try to become cooler.'

 

you smell bitch.

i love you

suck it fuck face

nom nom nom

???

 

I like ém smelly meself. :love:

 

Actually, that is very true hahaha!

Girls are such idiots when it comes to falling for assholes...

Then you show your nice side and they want nothing to do with you.