Need help with a girl

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by r0llinstoned, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. funktastic

    funktastic Senior Member

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    ''wow i find that class/teacher so boring/exciting/interesting, dont you think so?''

    they already have one thing in common: they go to the same class and that already is to make enough subject
     
  2. lode

    lode Banned

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    If she's a bozo she's a ho fo' shu.
     
  3. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Thanks.
    hahahahahaha!
     
  4. Rugor

    Rugor Senior Member

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    just go up to her and say you are the most pretty girl ever and I could not resist the urge to come say hi. you are either good looking or you are not man. if she think you cute she will smile and start talking to you and well if she think you not good looking then whatever man you now know that you aint good looking sooo uhhh smoke a bowl hahahhahah and forget about it. shes just 1 girl out of so many. just don't think about her to much. don't get a crush on women u don't know aight.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, rollinstoned is one of the prettier girls i've seen...
     
  6. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    can u get access to benzos? they reduce anxiety big time and make you fearless.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    he'll get a date, and by the next day forget he ever talked to her.
     
  8. lode

    lode Banned

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    See that should have gotten me at least to second base. :(
     
  9. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    longest relationship advice thread?

    I think soooo :D hahaha
     
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  11. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    the past 2 days i've taken (i have no benzo tolerance)

    day 1 - 50mg diazepam + 2mg xanax + 120 or 150mg codeine

    day 2 - 30-40mg diaz and 2mg xanax.

    proper motivated me and made me horny and very confident and managed to chat up some bird and she says 'i can come over whenever i like' and says loads of lovey and sexual shit to me. i used to work with her but only spoke to her once, this was 1-2 hour chat on facebook. ownage man!
     
  12. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Rollinstoned is the prettiest girl. ;)

    :(

    haha yea.
     
  13. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    seriously though benzos do help, no anxiety at all!!
     
  14. lode

    lode Banned

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    It's okay. Over time I'm virtually irresistable.
     
  15. Humperdink

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    If you just want to get laid a couple times so you can point this girl out to all your friends and say "Hey, I had her" then try following most of the advice you find in this thread.

    If you are interested in having a relationship with her, just be yourself and see if she likes you. If not, then move on to the next one. Walk up to her and say "I'd like to take you out for drinks some time and get to know you better." If you say it the other way "Would you like to go out for drinks sometime" it makes you look a little weaker but is also acceptable. She will be more comfortable going to a public place to get to know you better, don't invite her to your apartment for a first date= creepy.

    If you can't ask a girl out without some sort of drugs, you probably need to check into rehab.
     
  16. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    wake up do not drink coffee or consume any unnatural sugar or any legal psychoactive substances for that matter and see how much of a good mood you're in for chatting up the ladies. they say that a sugar fix makes you happier and more content than not having a heroin fix (if you're a junkie).

    i don't need drugs to chat up girls i've done it sober many a times, rehab is for people who cannot control substance abuse and is fucking them up.

    it was just a suggestion if he has access to benzos which a lot of americans seems to have.
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if he wants a relationship with her, i don't think his goal is a new "just friends" friend. if he wants a romantic relationship, the only way to start it is by laying her a couple times until she's willing to actually get to know him.
     
  18. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    It's not all about looks you know :) maybe for shallow ditzes or people just looking to bang and not trade numbers but damn man, gotta think deeper than "am i cute enough for her?"

    I don't really have a "moral" problem with this post at all my only worry would be that it would cause a bad habit of feeling one NEEDS drugs in order to get through some tough things that for most of human history has been done by actually mentally maturing enough to do it. In a way you're counseling him to skip the part of his life where he finally breaks through and is able to chat up a girl he likes. That's a really important step! Don't just pop whatever pills you have to make it so much easier :) and come now, your proof is some facebook chat? ;) man I can get 15 girls to start flirting with me on a chat program in 15 minutes it doesn't mean squat. What will get a woman to love you? To dream about you, to want you like CRAZY?
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    well, it would probably mean you're flirting with at least 10 guys pretending to be girls.
     
  20. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    firstly you think drugs like psychedelics help you grow as a person. well FYI alcohol and mdma made me realise that my social anxiety towards girls and stuff was stupid an made me confident when i was much much younger. they benefited me whether you believe it or not.

    also try to take the piss out of 'a facebook chat' but believe me bruv the majority of girls i bang start to fall in love with and bang her from fb and the net. i've had relationships from girls on forums as well. so it may mean squat to you but i have experience in this area and i know what i'm on about.
     

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