Need help from the ladies big size problem.....

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by iswhatitis7, Jun 10, 2014.

  1. iswhatitis7

    iswhatitis7 Member

    Messages:
    33
    Likes Received:
    0
  2. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

    Messages:
    4,186
    Likes Received:
    122
    Too bad we don't live near eachother if ubwere cute I'd show u how to use that thing
     
  3. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Messages:
    6,271
    Likes Received:
    288
    Jo is one of my favorite people on the internet.
     
  4. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    Messages:
    5,262
    Likes Received:
    210
    Well, Thank you you're too kind.
     
  5. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

    Messages:
    2,337
    Likes Received:
    91
    Face it, yer gonna be a virgin if women who have put out kids would run from it. Maybe instead of telling them its a motherfreakin bigass one eyed monster you should show it to them, they can decide for themselves, just like we would here, pics or it ain't true.
     
  6. iswhatitis7

    iswhatitis7 Member

    Messages:
    33
    Likes Received:
    0
    How do you do that? I can't even figure out how to chat yet.
     
  7. Harpoe

    Harpoe Member

    Messages:
    90
    Likes Received:
    1
    How about you try a little foreplay first, actually get them turned on before whipping your dick out.
     
  8. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Messages:
    6,271
    Likes Received:
    288
    I think people are vastly overestimating what 6" girth looks like. It's like the circumference of the neck of a bbq sauce bottle. It's not that big
     
  9. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    Messages:
    5,262
    Likes Received:
    210
    yeah, it's a little above average if that.
     
  10. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Messages:
    6,271
    Likes Received:
    288
    Exactly. Im having trouble understanding what's so terrifying about it.

    I guess I'd have to see it lol.
     
  11. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

    Messages:
    2,337
    Likes Received:
    91
    That's why this thread is so funny
     
  12. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Messages:
    6,271
    Likes Received:
    288
    Penis size threads are generally pretty chuckle worthy.
     
  13. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

    Messages:
    2,337
    Likes Received:
    91
    I think he measured that 6 and 3/4 around then laid it out as a straight measure and thinks his penis is actually 6 and 3/4 Thick. The mind can do funny things to a young man. What are the odds those women were not running from the penis but rather from the guy attached to it?
    When I was younger there was a guy who obviously didn't take care of himself. He had major zits all over his face and neck, smelled bad and when drunk claimed he had a great big monster in his pants and he couldn't figure out why women wouldn't do him.... Ahhh! Dude, it ain't what's in your pants that fears women, it's how you carry yourself. No one had the guts to tell him. But I have to wonder if he is still a virgin wondering why he can't get any or did he figure it out,,,
     
  14. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

    Messages:
    30,289
    Likes Received:
    8,588
    Its his face, not his schlong thats making them run ;)
     
  15. iswhatitis7

    iswhatitis7 Member

    Messages:
    33
    Likes Received:
    0
    Smh, not thick....CIRCUMFERENCE. They have seen it...that "springing it on them" has been the cause of the reactions. Never told them ahead of time. Had some female friends that have told me it is "that bad" after seeing...as a favor for advice/opinion...not to have sex. One or 2 have said doable but only over time & getting adjusted to it but also admitted they were somehwat freaks/oddities compared to most women, about that kinda thing.
     
  16. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Messages:
    6,271
    Likes Received:
    288
    We did say circumference Lol. That's still only a tiny bit bigger than the neck of a bbq sauce bottle.

    Sorry the chicks in your area can't handle anything bigger than a pencil.
     
  17. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

    Messages:
    2,337
    Likes Received:
    91
    Bets are his schlong ain't so schhhhlong... Probably not so Schwide either, hahaha.
     
  18. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

    Messages:
    2,337
    Likes Received:
    91
    I seen some as you describe, really it isn't that they are afraid of unless you are going with virgins. And hopefully they are adults.
    Get over it dude, it's not much bigger then the average around. It ain't that scary. They might be telling you so to avoid having sex with you but there must be another reason. The base is always wider then the tip. Now if you had said the tip was like that I would be calling you the Hulk, only because I imagine his old be that big. Go for a coffee with these girls and forget about sex, your mind is already too far gone to have sex with anyone else. You need a new gig and coffee is always fun if your type of conversation won't scare me too.
     
  19. iswhatitis7

    iswhatitis7 Member

    Messages:
    33
    Likes Received:
    0
    It wasn`t the base I measured. Just behind the tip. However, it is seeming to me the only mistake I now have made with this was thinking there were some open/non-judgemental folks here who would be helpful. Wow...smh.
     
  20. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Messages:
    6,271
    Likes Received:
    288
    This is rather tame for HF. No one has suggested cutting it off yet.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice